May 2013
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minarchist:
I never get this obsession with big butts. I think I’m the only black guy who doesn’t care how big a girl’s ass is.
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Anonymous asked: So you're a crop duster then?
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I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of...
– Pablo Neruda, Sonnet XVII (via hercautionarytales)
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Anonymous asked: fart.
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Sometimes, I only like math because it feels cool filling up a whole page just trying to find a solution to 1 problem.
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Muslims threatened to be 'slaughtered like... →
thearcanetheory:
The Muslim Association of Greece says they received a threatening note giving all Muslims one month to leave the country or be ‘slaughtered like chickens’. The letter, as it appeared on the association’s webpage, has the Golden Dawn emblem printed on it, but the party has firmly denied having anything to do with it
In which the neo-Nazi Golden Dawn party targets Jews,...
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If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true?
– If I Fell, The Beatles (via i—sing-the-body—electric)
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LIFE HACK
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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Hahahaha! Tbh the last time I had a full day without rice was 6th grade. That was 7 fuckin years ago. I’m too Asian.
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Except for a few, the GOP would be better off baking me cookies rather than wasting their time on some bull shit. Fox news is just getting out of hand. At least listen to some of your senators. Ahem, like the man from Kentucky.